[x] You were born in Singapore
[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[] You miss luncheon meat.
[] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[x] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Total so far: 5
[ ] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[ ] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[x] You watched The Little Nyonya.
Total so far: 10
[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[ ] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[x] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.( i guess the current exams counts )
[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss root beer
[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[ ]You actually get lame jokes.
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world
Total so far: 14
[x] You are kiasu.
[ ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] You play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[x] You think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[ ] You sleep during mother tongue classes.
[x] You speak in english during mother tongue classes.
[ ] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[x] Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
Total so far: 21
[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[x] You smuggle food into cinemas
[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang.
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[ ] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.
Total:25
Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:
25 X 2 = 50
Then repost as I am __% Singaporean and tag 10 friends.
[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[] You miss luncheon meat.
[] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[x] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Total so far: 5
[ ] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[ ] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[x] You watched The Little Nyonya.
Total so far: 10
[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[ ] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[x] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.( i guess the current exams counts )
[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss root beer
[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[ ]You actually get lame jokes.
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world
Total so far: 14
[x] You are kiasu.
[ ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] You play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[x] You think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[ ] You sleep during mother tongue classes.
[x] You speak in english during mother tongue classes.
[ ] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[x] Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
Total so far: 21
[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[x] You smuggle food into cinemas
[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang.
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[ ] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.
Total:25
Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:
25 X 2 = 50
Then repost as I am __% Singaporean and tag 10 friends.
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